DarthPejka's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Storm the House 3]

Very good

Still playing, but I never would've thought that porkchop sandwiches explode so violently :P

Ivorydrive responds:

PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

[=Quadrobarrel Defence=]

allright

I just couldn't stand and just read those reviews before me... Specifically thantounderscore's review. You're just an ignorant bastard. There IS a way to get back money, even though only once per game, and there IS a way to beat that level; just because all you can think of as a good defence is having the most friggin' powerful gun in the universe doesn't mean that actually is the best. I'll let you figure out the rest, just explore around the upgrade section, maybe you'll find something...
Now maybe I can get to the actual review...
The game itself is great, though with several smaller flaws. There's one big flaw though; all done before. I didn't find this four-ways-firing mechanism too much of a novelty, especially since it doesn't provide enough firepower to match the power drain, the upgrade cost, and tha fact that you can get a little disoriented. At least that's what I think. I haven't finished the game yet, but at lvl 22-23-ish I'm perfectly happy with only one core upgrade, so if I'm in a tight spot I activate the rear gun. The upgrades and weapons were simply adequate. Not too shabby, but nothing new.
All in all, this is a great game. Not perfect, not amazing, but great.
And I'll leave it at that.

dz2001 responds:

hehe, I've just responded to that guy...

I know, the idea is old. But I've just finished StarCraft FA5 and I didnt want to start any serious project.

[- :: Commando 3 :: -]

yeah well...

I've got to give points on the graphics and the idea, both were really good... but for fucks sake, why do I have to click a million times to select the goddamn units?? even so, that wouldn't be such a huge problem if those morons would ATTACK enemies, at least when they're attacked!
oh, fuck fuck fuck, it started out all so good, then got ruined... totally...

VENGEANCE-GGG responds:

There are about 5 different ways to select units, you don't have to click them at all. Try Ctrl A to select your entire army, use the numpad to select units of a different type, hold down shift to add units to your selection, you can use the numbers above the letters on the keyboard to assign groups if you're holding down Space, you can even click and drag a selection box. And you can single-click on a unit, or double-click it to select all others of its type. Don't you _dare_ suggest that it's hard to select units.

They do attack enemies when they're attacked. That is, unless you've told them to do something else. If you've told them to attack something, or walk somewhere, then I'm not going to purposely add code to make your troops disobey your orders.

[Orbox B]

OMG

well first of all, great game, reminds me of an older game, can't remember it's name though... I got to somewhere about lvl 10 when I got bored. saw a guy's comment saying the password for lvl 28 was kid668 or whatever, and that it's fucking hard. well... I don't want to disappoint you, but I made it after my first try. I guess that's what you can call shitass luck :P beat the next level guys... hfd535 just so you'd see I made it...
if I had more patience, and time, I'd really enjoy this game. great logical time-waster to say the least.
keep it up!

GameBalance responds:

Yeah. It's something about luck.
My mother get it from 3d try(2 min) but some other levels she were thinking by half hour.

[Cursorized!]

quite good

not as original as the already mentioned cursors/desktops of the future, and it seems you focused more on quantity than quality, but still there were some pretty cool "cursors". will you make any of these downloadable like those two?
regards,
Darth Pejka

Kabomb responds:

here's the link to the download:
http://www.freewebs.com/
kkabombm/flash.html

[Windows HIV]

funny

actually, it was pretty damn funny. it's just so true how this piece of shit fucks up sometimes...
but I laughed at least as much on that idiot's review. though I should cry...
anyways, keep up the good work!
Darth Pejka

MessiaH responds:

M'kay.